AND NOW HERE THEY ARE! THE MOST DAREDEVIL TROUPE OF DAFFY DRIVERS TO EVER WHIRL THEIR WHEELS IN THE WACKY RACES! COMPETING FOR THE TITLE OF THE WORLD'S WACKIEST RACER!
It's baaa~ck. The Wacky Races, hosted by PH, is back again. Same format as before, but for those who don't know…
Wacky Races is a classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon wherein several doofy drivers and their out-there automobiles compete to finish first in an alliterative adventure. The game, however, works a little differently. The characters are representatives of your RP characters. The vehicles are made up but they most certainly matter. And the way to win is to gather points via events wherein you're scored based on creativity, originality, style, and, of course, wackiness. The events wherein you get scored are as follows…
On these kooky courses are several natural events or even not-so-natural wherein something has interrupted the flow of the race. A flood? An earthquake? An old lady crossing the street? Several old ladies crossing the street? Several old ladies crossing the street while an earthquake causes a flood? You'll know when it happens! At which point, everyone writes up their own method to pass the obstacle in the order in which they are announced!
It's a race, isn't it?! So get ahead in the zaniest way you can! Two or three people will be chosen before the even begins and announced in a random order! It is their job to post in the order they're announced to either advance past those in front of them or prevent those behind from passing them! Asspulls are encouraged! Do whatever you can to win that race!
And last, and possibly very least…
That devilish driver of dirty deeds, Dick Dastardly is present in every race! And he's a mean one! Dick Dastardly will do every mean move he can muster to prevent every other racer from finishing! Similar to the course obstacle events, Dick Dastardly will announce who's approaching his tricks, at which point they will have to pass his trick, get caught in it, or even foil it! If you foil Dick's trick, you're rewarded the points and prevent anyone from following from gathering them! But are you so vile as to fall to Dick's level! You wouldn't do that!
And once all that's done with, there's…
THE FINAL STRETCH
This is it! You've made it to the end through all of the dastardly deeds and obscure obstacles, it's time to make your mad dash to the end! You have one post to make the zaniest, craziest, and quickest boost to the end that you've got! Do it do it do it!
And there you have it! For entrants, it's one character per player per race! Submit as many people as you want, but only one entry will be allowed per person in any given round! Borrowing characters is allowed with permission from the player! Don't forget, your vehicle has to be as wacked out as you are, especially since it'll be the source of all your crazy ideas!
One last note, conversation between drivers is allowed between rounds. It is, however, exclusively for flavor and fun and no points will be rewarded during these periods.
With all that said and done…
CARS ARE APPROACHING THE STARTING LINE…
|Rolled 1d20: 4|
Guest Character: Twyla
Car Name: The Fangtastic Gallowster
Veggie Power: 10