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"I thought Ron and Jon were the same person and we just interspliced whichever we felt like" ~ TC, 6:54pm CST, 11/28/2017

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 No.419830[Last50 Posts]

ITT: Vengeance for a price.

 No.419831

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>>Potato
Yeah well, falling outta the sky hurts a bit too, but that's never stopped me before.

Vivace that doesn't make it better.

 No.419832

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Meanwhile, at the Moriya shrine!

Lets see…Christmas is two months away, and there's the winter festival before that…then the new year festival, we'll definitely have to do something for when it starts snowing…

Sanae rubs her temples!

Ah…miss Umeko, come back and save me ;-;

 No.419833

>>419832

Sorry Umeko is off on VACATION.

She'll be back sometime three years from now.

Regardless, hey, are there any bells or wind chimes hanging up around the shrine?

It might explain what that ringing is!

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>>419833
saaaaaaaave meeeeeeee from scheduling hell!

There are! Sanae will glance up as this ringing occurs!

Hmm…I should probably take those down for the season too…

 No.419835

>>419834

Ringing CONTINUES, then!

… but then suddenly stops as Sanae looks up. She may notice a very brief little bit of pink disappearing around whatever thing the bells are hanging from, though!

It almost looked like a tail of some kind, but she only got a glimpse of it for less than a second.

 No.419836

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>>419835
A youkai?

Time to INVESTIGATE!

Sanae will stand up and cautiously begin to move in the direction of the noise/tail action!

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>>419831
That doesn't make it better!
Noses don't grow back!

 No.419838

>>419836

The direction of the tail action ('cause the ringing suddenly stopped) would lead her around the… whatever the hell it was she has the bells hung up on. Let's say one of those silly shrine gate things?

But when she gets around to the other side of it, there's nothing there!

There IS a noise on what is now the opposite side, though. It sounds almost like laughter! Muffled, though.

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>>419837
How do you know, you ever lost a nose ?
'Cause I've never lost mine.

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>>419838
I AM READ GUD

Sanae is about to BLAST THE SHIT out of this laughter with MIRACLES…but then a thought occurs to her!

…Maggie?

 No.419841

>>419840

The laughter stops! Maggie? Who's Maggie?

… Sanae may feel now like there are eyes on the back of her head!

 No.419842

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>>419839
No, but I know how fleshy structures work!
Ozma shakes her head!
Why are all dragons like this!
My point is you should be trying to not die!

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>>419842
But I am trying not to die !
And seeing I'm still alive, I think I'm doing a great job at it.
She nods confidently !

 No.419844

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>>419841
Mmm…

Well, if it was Maggie there would probably be illusions too, right…?

So it must be a youkai!

Sanae spins around and launches a blast of danmaku stars!

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>>419843
That's not…
Aaaaaa!
She stops casting fire to message her head

 No.419846

>>419844

Well, she doesn't see anything behind her… other than another quick flash of pink as whatever it was darts out of her vision and out of the way of those danmaku stars!

But something rather curious will happen. Her danmaku will get about a dozen feet from her in whatever pattern she was launching them in before they all suddenly FREEZE in place!

If she looks closely, she will notice a faint pink aura of some kind of energy surrounding them. Presumably, that is what's responsible for halting their movement.

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>>419846
…Huh?

Well, THAT hasn't ever happened before!
I mean, relatively speaking. Sakuya does it all the time, but she freezes everything!

 No.419848

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>>419847

A few moments later, her mysterious pink adversary will reveal itself!

This adorable little thing will float out from behind the post of the shrine gate thingy it was hiding behind! Seemingly paying Sanae no mind at all, it will float over to the frozen danmaku.

Mew!

It then starts flitting around the various frozen stars! It looks at one, floats around it to get a look from a few angles, then moves on to another one.

Mew, mewmew!

It seems to rather approve of their glowy appearance!

 No.419849

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>>419845
What ? Oh…
You stopped doing the thing.
Yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

 No.419850

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>>419848
…Ah.

Sanae is briefly stunned!

Oh. My. Gods.

She breaks into a HUGE SMILE!

You're Mew!

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>>419849
No! Stay awake!
Fire 1 :@
How do you lose heat so fast…
Ozma sighs thinking

 No.419852

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>>419850

Mew?

At the mention of it's name, Mew turns around to face Sanae! Well, eventually. It spins around in a circle five or six times, seemingly for the fun of it, before finally stopping while facing Sanae.

Curious headtilt! Sanae can almost SEE the 'you know me?' question in it's eyes.

 No.419853

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>>419852
You-…you're…um…You're really famous where I'm from! I had a stuffed animal version of you and I even-

Sanae pauses, rethinking "I waited in line for four hours one day to get you."

…I even liked you more than Pikachu :D

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>>419853

Rethinking it is probably almost the same thing as saying it out loud to Mew! Mew doesn't take offense though, so it's okay.

In fact, Mew floats closer to Sanae, getting right up in the priestess' face and peering intently right into her eyes!

Mew…!

This lasts only a moment or two, and then Mew does a little flip in the air and zips off into the shrine!

 No.419855

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>>419854
She's trying to be polite ;-;
Sanae will stare back 'cause this is definitely a load of nostalgia for her! And also pretty awesome!
And then zoom!

Eh-? H-Hey, wait a second!

Sanae gives chase!

 No.419856

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>>419855

Sanae probably flies almost as fast as Mew, so she will enter the shrine hot on Mew's tail.

Mew mew!

Mew hustles on over to a drawer and, using those ADORABLE little paws, pulls a drawer open. A quick scan of what's inside, and then Mew opens the next one. And the next!

Assuming Sanae doesn't interfere with Mew's search, the little legendary will repeat this process with a few different storage containers before finding something of interest.

Mew!~

It's… a sheet of paper! Some of the paper she uses for making paper charms and such. Mew grabs it and excitedly zips over to Sanae, presenting it to her with some urgency.

Mew! Mew!

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>>419856
Sanae won't interfere! It's kind of strange to watch and adorable pokemon tear through your stuff!

…Eh? You want a charm? I can do that! But what for?

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>>419857

This appears to have been the wrong answer, because now Mew moves down to Sanae's hand and presses the paper into her fingers. Better take hold of it because then Mew is OFF again!

A similar search will repeat, and then Mew comes back with… some ink! An inkpad? An ink stone? Who knows! I don't know what Sanae keeps on hand.

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>>419858
Sanae is increasingly puzzled!

I have a pen in the desk over there, if you want me to write something…?

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>>419859

That doesn't seem to be what Mew's after. She wanted the ink you'd use for a brush, and that's what she found! Hopefully before making a COMPLETE mess of Sanae's personal organization.

But having found it, Mew proceeds to dip her little front paws in the ink, and then holds up those hands to inspect that they are, in fact, properly covered with black ink.

And then… Mew presses those paws to the paper! Leaving two little prints.

Mew!

Seemingly satisfied at last, Mew gestures to the paper for Sanae. Congratulations, Sanae has acquired one (1) authentic Mew autograph.

 No.419861

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>>419851
Duh, it's cold.
I haven't even had enough coffee either.

'Enough' coffee here meaning a constant supply.

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>>419860


Sanae stares for a second at this autograph!



Then it clicks! She's going to laugh!

Ah…t-thank you very much, Mew! I'll be sure to treasure this :D

Um…would you like to wash your hands off? The kitchen's right there.

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>>419861
Yeah but you should be able to retain some heat with your clothes…
Maybe you need an upgrade in wardrobe.

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>>419862

Mew looks at her ink stained hands for a moment and then… zip!

Running water will soon be heard from the kitchen sink.

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>>419864
Good poggyman.
Sanae will wander in after her new pokefriend!

Have you been here a long time, Mew? I haven't seen you around the shrine before just now!

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>>419863
Hmmmmm…
Vivace squints judgingly at Ozma !
I don't know about that, that sounds expensive.

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>>419866
I mean I could probably get something reasonably priced put together…. A portal heating system would up the price a lot, but I can least you get some more insulating clothes than the ones you're wear not

 No.419868

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>>419867
Can't you just come make food for me so I can stay at home instead ?

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>>419868
That would be even more expensive, a recurring service will run up a bigger debt then a one time purchase.

 No.419870

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>>419865

Mew is naturally at the sink and is rubbing her little paws together to get the ink off! At that question though she stops (and thankfully already has the ink gone) and turns to Sanae, doing a few little flips in the air.

Mew?

Helpful answer!

 No.419871

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>>419869
Uuuuuuuughhhhhh.
Fine, I guess I'm gonna have to part with some of my treasure.

 No.419872

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>>419871
Yep!
So what would you like: Just some outerwear, outerwear with a portable heat source, or a personal chef?

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>>419872
How am I supposed to answer a question like that ?
I don't know how much you want for any of it.

 No.419874

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>>419873
Well I ordered them from cheapest to most expensive.
She'll pull out a small notebook and do some math, and give prices for each. The personal cook is a recuring payment weekly and comes out to much more expensive than the others.

 No.419876

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>>419874
I'm too tired for this.
How about you just pick something from my hoard and take that as payment ?

 No.419877

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>>419876
I mean, that could work, depending on what your horde is. Show me what you're willing to part with.

 No.419879

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>>419870
Mmm, that's right…I keep forgetting you can't talk!

Ummmm…do you like mochi? :D

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>>419877
Hope you're not afraid of heights.
Vivace goes to grab Ozma and take her under her arm… And, if Ozma doesn't run away, takes off !

That doesn't seem safe with a dragon that's liable to pass out in the sky if she gets cold…

 No.419881

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>>419880
No, I'm alright with-ahh!
Ozma's gonna keep casting fire in the sky!
My waaagon!
:(

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>>419879

Mew's head tilts the other way!

Mew?

 No.419883

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>>419881

Congratulations, by the time you return your wagon will have been claimed in the name of the great dragon Eri'cymarketianren!

Who is DEFINITELY A DRAGON

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>>419881
Oh that's right !
She swoops back down to grab Ozma's wagon and bring it with them !
For what it's worth she's pretty good at flying when she's awake to fly.

>>419883
If you hang on to the wagon I'm bringing you too.

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>>419883
Hey leggo!
>>419884
Thaaank you
Continuing to fire power the dargon with fire

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>>419882
Sanae's gonna give this a think!

…Sweet, chewy, berries?

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>>419884
>>419886

I wasn't planning to actually intrude on your guys' session so Eri had only just begun sniffing around the apparently abandoned wagon, and so Vivace comes to SNAG IT just before Eri can actually climb in.

HEY! I found that lair first!

She will stomp her feet in impotent rage as they fly away!

 No.419889

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>>419888
GET BULLIED ON

>>419886
Keep it uuuuuup
At least until Vivace flies through an open window of the top floor of an otherwise abandoned building and lands in there. She puts Ozma and her wagon down !

Well, here we are. Just pick something, whatever.

There's piles and piles of dungeon loot from the high level dungeons strewn about. Precious metals, armour, weapons, garbage, you name it. It's a worse mess than Zana's living room was before Ozma.
But she does have a heat lamp, despite the fact that it's already very warm in there.

 No.419890

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>>419889
Oh wow, you've sure got a lot of stuff…
Ozma will poke around, primarily looking for gems and rare metals
Are all dragons so… disorganized? Cuz my room mate's house looked a lot like this before I moved in.
If you need help cataloging or organizing things I'd be happy to help.

 No.419891

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>>419887

Mew!

That was considerably more excited. And now she's orbiting Sanae's head!

 No.419892

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>>419890
What's that supposed to mean ? I've got everything right here.

She'll probably find something worthwhile easily. Vivace doesn't really care what she brings home, she just hoards stuff. Except for obviously worthless items like leather knives made of leather.

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You know what I should do? I should post one of those other people I have. Seeing as Jon is off in adventure land he won't be hogging the spotlight for a while! So who's doing what?

Lirum is strolling through town. Nothing to see here, just a Tiefling lady walkin along with a giant spider.
Oh yeah, there a giant spider with glowing spots following close behind her. She appears (as far as the particularly perceptive can tell) rather nervous, but that'll happen when you're a spider and you're in the open.

There is also a Somsnosa hanging out in the park with a few burritos that she's happily munching on. She's been popping up in town more. Maybe she's gotten over her loss the previous year? Whatever the case she's here, and she's chillin.

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>>419892
She'll get her self a hunk of some exotic metal and a few tiny gems
Okay, I'll get to work on your heat source and clothes!
She'll head to her cart and pull out a few things to help her, like her alchemist stuff and weaver stuff!

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>>419893
This spider has attracted the attention of a 5'2" (in heels) girl with a parasol to keep the sun off her skin!
She'll wave to the spidor!
Hello there miss Spider! I've not seen many of you guys around dis vorld!
She has a very stereotypical transilvanian accent

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>>419895
The big spood will stop and turn her large body to face this smol vamp! Incapable of speech, she responds as best she can by chittering and waving one of her forearms in return.

"See? What'd I tell you? People around here aren't gonna be bothered by you at all."

The spood turns back to the Tiefling and chitters happily.

"Her name is Kistral by the way."

 No.419897

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>>419896
It's nice to meet you Kistral!
I'm Draculaura, but you can call me Lala for short.
I'm afraid I never learned spider in school. All the spiders I knew back home spoke English.
She'll turn to the Tiefling
Vell, I don't know that's true so much. Most of the normies here seem to be fine vith most things, but some are pretty judgmental.

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>>419897
Kistral faces the smol again and chitters more. Communication is not her strong suit, but one might assume she understands what Drac has to say.

"Never heard of a spider speaking, but i'll believe anything is possible. You kinda have to guess and gauge her reaction when there isn't any dirt for her to write in."

She'll tug at her cloak and lean upon a nearby wall.

"That's why i'm taking her through town. I figure the more people see her with me the less likely someone'll give her a hard time. I don't have a spacious basement for her to live in anymore."

More chittering from Kistral. She liked that basement! It was very spacious and quite cozy.

 No.419899

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>>419898
Lala nods
Yis. Alot of things that vere common in my vorld are strange here, and vise versa.
Vhy does she not have a basement to live in anymore?

 No.419900

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>>419898
"Because I know her from my world. One of the distinct disadvantages of being here as opposed to there is I no longer own a castle. The apartments around here are a bit of a downgrade."

 No.419901

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>>419900
Oh yeah, tell me about it. I miss having my castle too… And all my clothes and make up and stuff.
Can't you get her an apartment of her own? Maybe one vith a bigger door?

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>>419901
"Yeah. Hells only know what all my people are doing without me. I'll be pretty disappointed if I they're not taking care of the place while i'm gone."

Been a few years too. They'd better not think i'm dead.

She (hmms)

"Now I hadn't thought of that… that'd need to be a pretty big door…"

 No.419903

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>>419902
Vell I'm sure your people are taking care of it!
Lala smiles
True, but I'm sure someone here could at least modify an existing place for her. I mean she's sentient, right? She should have a nice place to live!
I mean a Vampire can get citizenship, why not a big spider?

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>>419903
"I'm sure. I only recruited the best after all."

Best of the Best or you're not hired :@

"Yeah, I have to figure someone could. Whaddya say Kistral, do you want your own house?"

This is not an easy question for a spider with no grasp of the spoken world to answer, and as such shuffles in place a bit.

"Something to figure out. Either that I get a bigger place."

 No.419905

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>>419904
Zat could verk too. I hope she gets a place to be happy.
Lala will now look over this semi-demon!
So vhat kind of monster are you? I'm a vampire, in case you couldn't tell!

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>>419905
"Ooh, been a while since someone called me a monster. I'm a tiefling."

She will squint at this vamp when she says that's what she is.

"Is that right? It's hard for me to tell since the first vampires I ever met were green and had glowing red eyes."

Lirum's eyes glow but her's are pink. Yay demon genetics!

 No.419907

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>>419906
Tiefling? Dats a new one on me!
Oooh, I know some vamps like dat. They're the sort of nosferatu types.
I'm not one of them, I'm just a normal vampire. Or at least normal for home? I don't know vhat is normal here.
She'll smile wide, showing off her fangs!

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>>419907
"It's a new one for a lot of people. In short, demon blood goes a ways back in the family tree."

And who knows how far! She shrugs.

"Who's to say what's normal around here? I can't even say what a normal vampire is like where i'm from since every single one i've met has tried to kill me."

I'd imagine Lirums teeth are also pointy, but all of them are pointy.

 No.419909

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>>419908
Oooh! I've known some demons! Most of them were pretty nice.
Lala frowns
Oh no! I'm sorry my people vere mean to you. The whole… Blood thing drives some of them a bit crazy. That's vhy I vent Vegan!

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>>419909
"In my experience the thinner the blood, the nicer. Better chances meeting a "nice" devil so long as you don't sign any contracts."

Drac's apologies are waved off.

"Ehh don't apologize for other people's actions. Especially when they're enthralled by an ancient being corrupted by the shadow weave… unless they were willing? It's not like they were interested in talking… and what's a vegan?"

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>>419910
She doesn't understand a lot of those words! But she nods anyway
Ancient being, huh?
Oh! A vegan is someone who doesn't eat or use animal products! So I don't drink blood or vare leather or eat cheese or anything like dat!

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>>419891
I'll take that as a yes!

Sanae will retreive DELICIOUS MOCHI from the fridge!

It doesn't keep very well, but I got some for my other guests…

She offers up the tray!

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>>419911
"Yeah there's a story there, but I won't spring that on anyone without their consent. It's a lengthy one."

Lirum is understandably confused. She also looks down at her own clothing as her currently outfit is primarily snow leopard leather.

"Ah… how? Don't vampire's need blood? I won't question the other parts but I have to bite on that one."

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>>419913
Vell I'm doing alright I think. I just eat lots of veggies and take my iron supplements! Is just as good!
It may or may not be just as good. She's a pretty weak vampire in canon. Lala will notice Lirum looking at her own outfit
Oh, I don't expect others to be vegan just because that's my lifestyle. My best freind and my boyfreind are both Verevolves, and boy do they love steak…
She sighs, missing her freinds

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>>419914
"Huh… well if it works it works. You have to expect differences that go against the grain."

She wasn't worried about offending, just more consious about thhe fact most people around here don't wear as much leather as a rule. She doesn't care though.

"Werewolves eh? I met a pair of gnome werewolves once. I got a big box of bugs I gave to Kistral here."

She indicates to spood, who chitters very happily at the memory. That's how they became friends, and they were very tasty bugs.

 No.419916

File: 1604115041045.jpg (77.86 KB,511x649)

>>419915
Lala nods
That's the monster vay! At least in vorld it vas. Differences make unlife more exciting!
She will then go full all smiles at the mention of gnome werewolves
Oooh I don't know any gnomes! Gnome verevolves sound totes adorable!
Vhy did they give you a box of bugs though?

 No.419917

File: 1604115606815.jpg (179.06 KB,1300x623)

>>419916
"Ah… well… they didn't really give me the bugs. I kinda took them after they lured me and my friends into their home so they could eat us."

She rubs the back of her neck.

"They were kinda adorable up until that point ya know?"

 No.419918

File: 1604115831545.png (1.23 MB,768x1044)

>>419917
Vow. Lots of Monsters in your world sound very mean…

 No.419919

File: 1604116341619.jpg (206.96 KB,1064x591)

>>419918
"I mean… I always thought that's what a monster was? It seems like your world's playing opposite with everything I know based on what little i've heard."

 No.419920

File: 1604116714439.jpg (18.91 KB,325x303)

>>419919
Monster is just a type of creature that's not human or like… fairy or elves? Those are more Ever Afters territory.
So in my world da Vampires and Verevolves and Zombies and mummies and all that are collectively known as monsters. But ve aren't really very different from humans. Some are jerks, but most are okay.
She shrugs
But I think maybe my vorld vas the veird one. I think your definition of monster is more common.

 No.419921

File: 1604118476249.jpg (69.73 KB,620x591)

>>419920
"I'm not going to lie and say what you're describing sounds anything like what I'm familiar with. Elves are pretty common though."

Cheek scratch.

"But nah, your world is normal. Normal is always where you're from, and definitely not about this place or mine."

 No.419922

File: 1604118609351.jpg (132.7 KB,728x716)

>>419921
Lala smiles
Awww, thanks. You're a very sweet part demon.

 No.419923

File: 1604119632482.jpg (124.23 KB,747x591)

>>419922
"Naaaaah, i'm just sensible. Nothin sweet about this swamp girl."

Sweet isn't her style, she's just good like that.
And now we're fading to hanging out!

 No.419933

File: 1604203683992.jpg (112.07 KB,1920x1080)

Oh no !
A group of spooky scary skeletons is invading Dramaville's streets and harassing people !
Someone stop them !

 No.419936

File: 1604207883803.jpg (202.78 KB,600x770)

>>419933
HEY!
And here's an angry smoking man staring down these skellymans. They're just, like…harassing people…I mean, are they beating people up?…They're getting pointed at
Cut it out.

 No.419937

File: 1604208239095.jpg (74.69 KB,500x500)

>>419936
No that would be very mean of them if they went and beat people up.
They're trying to make it seem like they're going to though, and now they're coming RIGHT AT this guy !

 No.419938

File: 1604208828875.jpg (749.17 KB,1536x2172)

>>419937
Smoker isn't sure how to handle this situation
'm I supposed to arrest 'em?
He's gonna pull out his fuckin' jutte anyway
'Cause I will if I gotta. Come at me, then.

 No.419939

File: 1604209213625.jpg (9.89 KB,268x268)

>>419938
I don't think spooky scary skeletons care much about getting arrested, but knocking their skulls off their bodies might be something they can understand.
Anyway they're coming at Smoker with grabby hands to grab at him !

 No.419940

File: 1604209298572.jpg (2.43 MB,2048x3641)

>>419939
You know what, they're skeletons. It's not like they have rights
So Smoker is indeed going to take his jutte and fuckin' whomp their skulls off their spines
ENOUGH!

 No.419946

File: 1604230785076.jpg (112.07 KB,1920x1080)

>>419940
VERY rude, what did the skeletons ever do to him ?
Their skulls are whomped right off and their bones rattle to the ground in little piles, laying there for a moment before exploding in a cloud of confetti black and orange confetti.

Once the confetti clears, the skeletons have been replaced with little black bowls of wrapped halloween candy !

 No.419947

File: 1604251329588.png (53.32 KB,296x197)

>>419946

Picks up one of these bowls to investigate
This is…different…Guess we have candy to distribute at the police station now though…
Looks around
Anyway, who's responsible for this?

 No.419948

File: 1604251854624.png (754.92 KB,800x800)

>>419947

It ain't me this time

 No.419949

File: 1604252804632.png (277 KB,575x830)

>>419947
You look around and see this guy aiming his arm cannon at you, what do you do ?
The husk shoots an explosive pumpkin at Smoker ! If it hits it'll explode in a cloud of smoke and it might sting a little, but it wouldn't seriously injure a normal human.

 No.419950

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File: 1604253079376-1.jpg (30.6 KB,640x480)

>>419949
Smoker is a good cop and does not want collateral damage so he tanks that pumpkin shot instead of allowing it to go through him
Looks like candy's on the menu tonight!
WHITE BLOW!
Smoker's arm from shoulder to wrist turns into smoke as he launches his fist directly into the husk's FACE

 No.419951

File: 1604253545071.jpg (208.31 KB,700x700)

>>419950
Congratulations, you've blown its FACE clean off !
It explodes and drops candy just like the skeletons.

Oh my~ You might be a little strong for these, don't you think ?

*Ozoi picks up a piece of candy and EATS IT, making an appearance in such a manner that one might be unsure as to whether she'd been there the whole time.

 No.419952

File: 1604253742304.jpg (202.78 KB,600x770)

>>419951
Smoker, thankfully, does not punch big lady in the face as his fist and arm reform
So this is your doing? Next time, consider putting a sign on 'em that says "hit me." Could do ya a world'a good.
Walks over to one of these candy bowls and hands it to a passing trick-or-treater with a pat on the head
So this your idea of handin' out candy?

 No.419953

File: 1604254131579.png (655.23 KB,850x1200)

>>419952
Ah-ah, they wouldn't be scary at all if the objective was too obvious.
There must be a 'trick' part to 'trick or treat', after all.

She raises a good pont with a smile on her face.

 No.419954

File: 1604254484435.jpg (1.46 MB,1536x1536)

>>419953
…Hmm…Considerin' the kinda people populatin' this town, you might onto somethin'…Though someone did call the cops, which is why I'm here. It ain't gonna be everyone.

 No.419955

File: 1604255310271.png (155.31 KB,588x550)

>>419954
Oh come now, people call the cops for everything.
A few spooky skeletons, mutilated corpses in a few back alleys…
Last year's little halloween prank. Fake corpses so lifelike it likely would have taken an autopsy to find out they weren't real.

 No.419956

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>>419955
Dammit, that was you?! You know, you gave us a real hard time with those!

 No.419957

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>>419956
Ozoi has a giggle at this !
Hmhm, what can I say ? I'm quite good at what I do. Some might even say that I'm the best~
It was rather entertaining to watch the investigation while it lasted, but I must acknowledge that a little prank shouldn't last forever.

Which is to imply, of course, that she could have used real corpses with no identity instead.

 No.419959

File: 1604257460367.jpg (2.13 MB,2320x1817)

>>419957
Sighs
At least we can close the case now. What's yer name, anyway?

 No.419960

File: 1604258821972.gif (19.94 KB,100x110)

>>419959
I have many names, but you can call me Ozoi.
It is a pleasure to meet you, policeman~
She does a curtsy with blood dripping from her skirt !
gif related

 No.419961

File: 1604258985788.png (177.8 KB,562x289)

>>419960
…You're really takin' the Halloween theme as far as you can, ain'tcha? Still, it's a name we can put to those fake corpses now. I'm Captain Smoker of the DVPD.

 No.419962

File: 1604259256024.jpg (208.31 KB,700x700)

>>419961
Oh no, that's quite normal.
But I could take it further if you'd like. Perhaps a little puzzle box would do the trick…

Ozoi no

 No.419963

File: 1604260386320.png (53.32 KB,296x197)

>>419962
Smoker puffs his cigars in thought
I think we'll pass on any puzzle boxes on Halloween. We don't need Halloween to become an actual creepfest.

 No.419965

File: 1604266892945.jpg (64.36 KB,550x730)

>>419963
That is certainly for the best.
Ozoi nods in agreement !
Puzzle boxes do have a way of being quite unhealthy for those who open them.

 No.419966

File: 1604276414285.jpg (581.56 KB,4000x4000)

>>419965
Let's keep 'em well away from here then. Keepin' the peace is hard enough with Hell Fire and those other bastards. Don't need people gettin' torn apart because of a puzzle.

 No.419967

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>>419966
That's how it goes, the world can't always be peaceful~
Not to worry, the heroes of this one do an admirable job of balancing out the chaos.

 No.419968

File: 1604279435584.jpg (346.74 KB,620x620)

>>419967
Heroes, huh?…I've seen my fair share of those. Wish some of 'em would pick up a badge, but…

 No.419969

File: 1604280460625.jpg (24.98 KB,360x360)

>>419968
For better or worse some heroes work better as vigilantes. It's all the same in the end, at any rate.

 No.419970

File: 1604280536895.png (572.55 KB,600x800)

>>419969
At any rate, back to business. How many'a these candy skeletons are around town? And are they gonna actually attack people or are they just overactive pinatas?

 No.419971

File: 1604282393323.png (152.61 KB,512x512)

>>419970
Let's say I'm not out to cause serious harm.
But there are plenty more where they came from, more than enough for everyone.
:)

 No.419972

File: 1604282835668.jpg (96.6 KB,700x700)

>>419971
Smoker stares at Ozoi for a bit
Well, as long as they're just out scarin' people and providin' candy to people brave enough to fight back, I can't complain. It's a nice reward for some Halloween bravery for the kids…

 No.419973

File: 1604283489334.png (55.91 KB,384x384)

>>419972
Now you're getting it~
Please do have fun with them.

With that she's gone ! But there's plenty of spooky scary skeletons and zombies around to punch.

 No.419974

File: 1604284110927.jpg (78.65 KB,481x680)

Aaron seems to have more of a spring in his step than usual. It's hard to keep up with him as he goes about his business at the music store. Ever since his HELLA STRESSFUL BUT LIBERATING public performance at Satsuki's party, he's been in higher spirits. But he has yet to perform publicly again…yet

 No.419975

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>>419974
So while Aaron here is restocking the shelves, he is interrupted quite suddenly! One moment her turns to grab some discs or records or whatever, and when he turns back around, a pink ghost lady is ALL UP in his business!

Hello~

 No.419976

File: 1604284867374.jpg (3.43 MB,2756x2894)

>>419975
Strange, was he that far away when you were looking at his back? Odd
ANYWAY
…Need help?

 No.419977

File: 1604285299484.jpg (75.24 KB,700x700)

>>419976
Mm! I'm looking for some music :D

How very nonspecific!

 No.419978

File: 1604285794451.jpg (60.6 KB,730x851)

>>419977
THIS IS NOT HELPFUL
What kind?

 No.419979

File: 1604285928177.jpg (407.22 KB,700x1300)

>>419978
Wellllll, I don't suppose you have anything by Minamoto no Hiromasa?

 No.419980

File: 1604286037847.jpg (1.16 MB,2553x1915)

>>419979
Doesn't sound familiar. What genre?

Aaron begins to shuffle through a nearby stack of vinyls just in case

 No.419981

File: 1604286288731.jpg (186.49 KB,850x1360)

>>419980
Genre…?

Well, I suppose he would count as classical! He was court musician to Emperor Murakami~

 No.419982

File: 1604286921142.jpg (41.32 KB,800x454)

HEY LOOK ITS FELLI
Felli is currently enjoying the fact that she got to skip Halloween and didn't have to wear her maid outfit by popular demand. She is, however, currently inspecting a belly dancer outfit on the streets of Not-Egypt.
Mostly it seems to be causing her to be depressed.

Mmmn.

 No.419983

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>>419981
Were Aaron capable of being more expressive, this is most certainly the expression he'd have now
…Who?

 No.419984

File: 1604287346511.jpg (227.19 KB,850x1202)

>>419983
He was the emperor of Japan…oh, about a thousand years ago :D

 No.419985

File: 1604287728213.jpg (124.13 KB,869x643)

>>419984
Aaron pauses before gently lowering the vinyl stack back into place
We don't have that far back.

 No.419986

File: 1604287811201.jpg (472.53 KB,645x891)

>>419985
Oh? That's alright~

What's popular these days, then? :D

This appears to be a genuine, if slightly clueless, question.

 No.419987

File: 1604287828320.png (3.26 MB,1920x1080)

>>419982

Was she checking out the belly dancer outfit because she was waiting for Umeko who insisted Felli stay RIGHT HERE before suddenly zipping off?

I bet it was, 'cause that's a thing Umeko did.

But now…

Hey Felli~!

That was drawn out, like 'fellliiiiiii~', but that looked too silly to write.

Then I did it anyways.

ANYWAYS hey Umeko's voice is trying to get her attention, it seems!

When she turns 'cause she's GONNA she might see Umeko wearing an outfit not all THAT different from the one she was just looking at. She's striking a pose! Pretend the background in the picture is a not-Egyptian street.

Do you think Jon will like it~?

 No.419988

File: 1604288030814.png (21.07 KB,131x137)

>>419987


Felli's gonna take a second or two here.

…I think so. Yes. Very much so.

 No.419989

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>>419988

I only bothered to get the one picture of Umeko in that outfit.

You hesitated there.

She takes a moment to look down at herself.

Is it too much?

 No.419990

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>>419986
Aaron seems to consider this question for a moment
Not about popular. About what you like.

He pats his chest a couple times
Makes it feel good here.

 No.419991

File: 1604289009176.jpg (41.32 KB,800x454)

>>419989
I was taking a moment to be jealous.

Felli makes a placating gesture!

Are you going to learn to dance like they do here too?

 No.419992

File: 1604289215844.jpg (209.73 KB,1058x1472)

>>419991

Jealous?

Blink.

… why?

She's a little more focused on the source of Felli's jealousy, but she manages after a moment to answer that latter question.

I mean… maybe? I doubt I'd be as good as they are. At least anytime soon.

 No.419993

File: 1604289360455.jpg (107 KB,845x468)

>>419990
Mmm, but I don't have much experience with modern music, you see!

Smile smile!

So I thought I would start with what's popular, and try different things from there! :D

 No.419994

File: 1604289500583.png (11.86 KB,98x110)

>>419992
You pull that outfit off quite well. I don't think I could.

…Hmm. I don't think Jon would mind if you're not perfect at it.

 No.419995

File: 1604289711044.jpg (566.42 KB,1003x1417)

>>419994

Oh… pff.

Umeko is gonna walk on over to Felli and put an arm around her shoulders.

First off, jealousy is when you're afraid someone is going to take what you have. Envy is when you want what someone else has. What you're feeling is more like envy.

Wait, what? Since when did this dumb fox know things?

And secondly, I bet you'd look every bit as good in this as I do. If not even better.

… oh no… as she says this, she's starting to try and guide Felli into the shop.

 No.419996

File: 1604289845034.jpg (47.28 KB,800x454)

>>419995
Umeko was Homer this whole time?

I was using the term colloquia-

FELLI DIGS IN

No.

She does not want to go through that door!

 No.419997

File: 1604290021559.png (1.28 MB,1000x1200)

>>419996

Drat, you noticed where I got that from.

C'mon! You'll look great!

Umeko is LEANING and PUSHING.

 No.419998

File: 1604290086468.jpg (40.99 KB,800x454)

>>419997
I don't have the right complexion.

And I don't dance.

 No.419999

File: 1604290127805.png (262.9 KB,600x750)

>>419998

Your complexion is fine! Pale is very fetching!

LEEEEEAN.

And neither do I! We can learn together.

 No.420000

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>>419999
Felli has braced herself against the doorframe!

It's not my color!

 No.420001

File: 1604290416042.png (2.53 MB,1600x2000)

>>420000

Nice get.

They come in different colors! They have pink! Pink would look GREAT on you!

Umeko is gonna brace her back against Felli's and REALLY try to shove her in now! She's not taking no for an answer!

 No.420002

File: 1604290569223.jpg (39.08 KB,704x400)

>>420001
That's a whole lotta weed
I mean

With this shove, Felli's hand slips and she goes FLYING into the shop. Umeko has now killed Felli. Or at least concussed her…in the silly anime fashion not the IRL brain damage way.

 No.420003

File: 1604290621784.png (154.96 KB,630x560)

>>420002

Look it's okay 'cause Umeko wasn't expecting that.

Aah!

And she lands right on top of Felli in comical fashion!

 No.420004

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>>420003
…You should warn Jon that the metal bits of that outfit are rather sharp. This is actually quite uncomfortable.

 No.420005

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>>420004

Noted. Ow.

She's gonna climb off of Felli and take a moment to rub her head, before holding a hand out to help Felli up.

But hey, you're inside! Let's get you fitted.

 No.420006

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>>420005
…You're really going to insist on this?



Grumble

…Fine.

 No.420007

File: 1604291236687.jpg (277.97 KB,1600x2300)

>>420006

Well, why WOULDN'T I insist on this? You'll look good, and what's more important, we'll get to blow Jon's mind right out of his head together.

She puts a hand on Felli's shoulder again.

But more seriously, if you really don't want to, then we don't have to. I thought you were just… playing hard to get about it, so to speak. I know that's not really what that means, but it's the only way I could think of it.

 No.420008

File: 1604291327915.jpg (362.48 KB,800x655)

>>419993
Aaron pauses for a moment then starts walking off. But he gestures for Yuyuko to follow, of course. He's not a butthead

 No.420009

File: 1604291363508.jpg (42.92 KB,704x400)

>>420007
You almost killed me getting me in here. Just take me to the shopkeeper or whatever they have here.

Felli is TSUNNING.

 No.420010

File: 1604291476263.jpg (89.59 KB,844x470)

>>420008
Yuyuko's gonna float along and CHAT.

I mostly enjoy poetry, but Youmu mentioned that they have ways to make music now that don't require musicians! It's been terribly difficult to get performers to come to my residence, so I asked around for the best music store in town and people sent me here! :D

 No.420011

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>>420010
Aaron's ears turn slightly red and his pace quickens. It would appear he was happy to hear that
At any rate, he eventually makes it to a section with classical Japanese music, including some Toko drums and all that good shit
…Might not be what you're looking for…but could be close enough.

He points off to the side a bit
Demo station. If you need it.

 No.420012

File: 1604291653843.png (760.21 KB,898x1252)

>>420009

I only slightly almost killed you getting you in here. Besides, it's your own fault for resisting!

She's gonna lead Felli RIGHT on over to this here clothier!

Here she is!

A pat on Felli's shoulder.

I may have already paid for the fitting and the outfit, so don't you worry about a thing~

 No.420013

File: 1604291741948.jpg (280.48 KB,850x944)

>>420011
Ohh, these look quite exciting!

Yuyuko is going to pick up a few cases and inspect them carefully!

How do you get the music out of them? :D

 No.420014

File: 1604291822796.jpg (35.09 KB,704x400)

>>420012
…Devious fox.

Felli sighs resignedly and gestures to the proprietor to do the thing!

 No.420015

File: 1604292290617.jpg (209.73 KB,1058x1472)

>>420014

Naturally, Umeko will wait patiently as Felli gets felt up measured by an older lady!

 No.420016

File: 1604292585489.png (1.35 MB,1240x1658)

>>420013
A little stunned for a sec
Record player at home? CD player?

 No.420017

File: 1604292758082.png (3.12 MB,1920x1080)

>>420016
SOME TIME LATER
A Felli reappears!

…what do you think?

 No.420018

File: 1604292859053.jpg (128.57 KB,1056x1664)

>>420017

There's going to be a handful of seconds of STARING.

… Jon's gonna like it. A lot. Like, a whole lot.

 No.420019

File: 1604292875931.jpg (107 KB,845x468)

>>420016
This is the face of polite incomprehension!
The adorable head tilt is thrown in free of charge!

 No.420020

File: 1604292983192.png (386.67 KB,1280x721)

>>420018
Felli is going to turn a shade that ALMOST matches the outfit!

mumbleyoudidnthavetopayforitmumble

Fidgeting is happening!

 No.420021

File: 1604293030845.png (311.8 KB,600x720)

>>420020

Well, no, I didn't have to. But I did! Deal with it.

 No.420022

File: 1604293137636.png (316.29 KB,712x425)

>>420021
Mumblemumble

…Thanks.

 No.420023

File: 1604294054813.jpg (191.87 KB,1100x733)

>>420019
…What's your price range?

 No.420024

File: 1604294172924.png (2.99 MB,2220x3000)

>>420022

Yet again, Umeko's putting an arm around Felli.

She's been a lot more touchy-feely ever since… y'know, snogging her.

Don't mention it. I figured you would look good in it… and yowza, I was right.

We make a hell of a pair here!

 No.420025

File: 1604294186067.jpg (75.24 KB,700x700)

>>420023
Ah, let me see…

Yuyuko reaches into a sleeve and produces a couple of gold coins. There's easily a couple of ounces in each one.

Will these be enough? :D

There's like $4,000 worth of gold there.

 No.420026

File: 1604294287990.png (51.29 KB,133x266)

>>420024
Felli doesn't object to this…although she doesn't react much outwardly either. But that's how she is with Jon, too!

…I'm glad we came back. This place is much nicer without the walk through the desert.

Felli is going to fiddle with some of the various baubles on her outfit!

 No.420027

File: 1604294416978.jpg (81.73 KB,794x1101)

>>420025
….
Boutta make my manager make me supervisor
Sound system. Only thing in the store we do delivery for.

 No.420028

File: 1604294603043.png (707.73 KB,600x791)

>>420027
That sounds wonderful! I'll leave the details to you, alright~?

I live in the residence to the east of town…have you seen it? The one with all the cherry trees :D

 No.420029

File: 1604294905503.png (1.69 MB,1400x1980)

>>420026

Oh, yeah! This place is great when you can just get a drink anytime you want.

As Felli fiddles with those baubles, Umeko will reach right over and fiddle with them right after Felli is done.

Don't leave them out of place, silly.

 No.420030

File: 1604295086467.png (21.07 KB,131x137)

>>420029
I wasn't planning to.

:|

GRUMP.

…A drink sounds good, though.

…Not an alcoholic one.

 No.420031

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>>420030

Yeah. No alcohol. No more hangovers. Or awkward conversations from hangovers.

Nod, nod.

Something fruity, I think.

… wanna wear these out, turn some heads? =D

 No.420032

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>>420028
Aaron nods
Real nice…in Spring.

 No.420033

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>>420031
I don't think I'm ready to wear this in front of strangers.

 No.420034

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>>420032
Isn't it~?

Well, I'll be sure to get Youmu to help you bring everything up! It's quite a walk from the gate to the house, you see :D

 No.420035

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>>420033

Yeah, me neither. I wouldn't even have come outside to get you if I didn't need to… you know, get you.

Umeko is gonna head right back into a dressing room to, you know, put on her normal clothes again and package up the dancers outfit.

 No.420036

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>>420034
Should be fine…Name?

 No.420037

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>>420035
When Umeko emerges, she'll find Felli already dressed and giving her an APPRAISING look.

…I bet you would fit into one of my maid outfits. They gave me two when I worked at the cafe.

 No.420038

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>>420036
Yuyuko Saigyouji~

 No.420039

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>>420038
Mn…Still need you to pay, though…Might wanna choose some music.

 No.420040

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>>420037

… you dress quick when you want to.

Blink.

A maid outfit? Me? I dunno…

 No.420041

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>>420039
Hmm…you seem like a knowledgeable young man…perhaps you could put together a general selection for me? A little bit of everything, you might say!

 No.420042

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>>420040
It's happening.

 No.420043

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>>420041
Aaron seems a little surprised at this suggestion but nods
Mn…Sure.

 No.420044

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>>420043
It will be fun to catch up on things! Fufu, modern technology is quite exciting :D

 No.420045

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>>420044
Aaron pauses to absorb that sentence for a sec
Might…want internet connection.

 No.420046

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>>420045
Oh? But what would I need a net for? :D

 No.420047

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>>420042

… is this revenge? I feel like this is revenge.

 No.420048

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>>420047
Yes.

Satsuki makes me wear that maid outfit every year for Halloween. Now you get to do it too.

 No.420049

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>>420048

And if I refuse?

She's teasing, of course, but she wants to hear the response.

 No.420050

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>>420049
I'll make the adjustments by force.

 No.420051

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>>420050

I'm faster than you.

 No.420052

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>>420051
That doesn't matter if I know where you're going.

Also I'll tell Jon. He will help me in this.

 No.420053

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>>420052

… dammit, he will, too.

 No.420054

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>>420053
Absolutely.

I'll tell him where you're especially ticklish, too.

 No.420055

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>>420054

You haven't been in the room to know where I'm especially tickl-

She shuts up with a QUICKNESS.

Mm.

 No.420056

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>>420055
Trying not to think about something is pretty much the same as thinking about it.

Despite remaining deadpan, Felli looks VERY SMUG right now.

 No.420057

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>>420046
This requires much more dialogue than I am capable of in one sitting
…Um…Not that.

 No.420058

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>>420057
Not for music…?

Head tilt again!

 No.420059

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>>420058
Internet's…different. Hard to explain…

WHERE'S SHERRY WHEN YOU NEED HER?!
Internet…helps with music, though.

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>>420059
I see…

She doesn't see.

 No.420061

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>>420056

Gah! Get out of my head, vile temptress!

 No.420062

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>>420061
No.

…Want to send Jon pictures of the outfits? I wonder if his phone works out there…

 No.420063

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>>420062

Hmph. Psychic powers suck sometimes. I'm gonna think of some really catchy jingle and get it stuck in your head.

Pictures!

Hmm… would it be more fun to wait for him to get home and surprise him, or make him squirm over it 'cause he has to wait to get a look at them with us in them…

Heck yeah I want to send him pictures.

 No.420064

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>>420063
Devious fox.

Felli nods in approval!

Lets fade to BOTHERING JON WHILE HE GETS ATTACKED BY SHARK THINGS.

 No.420065

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>>420060
…Internet's…

Aaron looks around for LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE WHO CAN EXPLAIN INTERNET
…Can get music…off the internet…

 No.420066

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Killua hops off his skateboard as he arrives at his destination.

Never thought I'd end up here someday…

Killua sighs as he picks up his skateboard and walks towards the Dungeon Divers Guild HQ's entrance.

Can't be that hard to register…

He opens the door and walks inside.

 No.420067

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>>420066
HEY.

A woman sitting behind the counter is pointing!

How old are you?

 No.420068

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>>420067
…Isn't she the one that…

I'm 15.

 No.420069

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>>420068
She eyes this Killua, and nods.

Sounds good. Not sure why, but you s.. look kind of familiar. What can I do for you?

She seems to have made some kind of decision.

 No.420070

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>>420069
I'm here to register for the Guild.

 No.420071

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>>420070
Oh, cool. Here are some forms.

SHE OFFERS OVER A PACK OF FORMS.

What's your name kid? And why do you want to delve in the deeps, and surface levels in the case of like 3 of the existent dungeons?

 No.420072

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>>420071
Killua just looks at the forms.

I didn't think there'd be that much paperwork…

My name's Killua…I used to go to the dungeons and sell whatever I found there….And I need the money.

 No.420073

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>>420072
She seems to have recognized the look.

Don't worry it's mostly just assorted protections, there are only like six questions that are actually relevant, but it's mostly just a lot of things that prevent us from taking advantage of Delvers, which I had put in just in case I ever get overthrown.

I'm Satsuki, by the way. Guild Master of the Dungeon Divers… I'm also the Mayor of Dramaville, but that's not as relevant here.

 No.420074

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>>420073
I knew you looked familiar…

Guess she's the type that likes to keep herself busy…

He'll take a form and read the questions on it.

 No.420075

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>>420074
Eh? Usually people say I have very little presence… That's fine though, I guess that's a little different since I became the Mayor.

She nods to herself at that.

Let me know if you have any questions.

 No.420076

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>>420075
…What if I don't use weapons?

 No.420077

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>>420076
Like a hand to hand or a magic kind of thing?

 No.420078

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>>420077
You could say it's a mix of both.

 No.420079

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>>420078
If you don't want or need any weapon type drops that's fine, you can just mark that, but for weird descriptions we can keep an eye out for rare useful things.

 No.420080

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>>420079
Killua nods.

That works.

He'll fill out the form and it'll look something like this.

Name: Killua Zoldyck
Preferred Group Role: MAX DPS
Preferred Weapon Type: None
Preferred Armor Type: None
Preferred Group Size: Solo or 2
Special Resistances/Immunities: Poison, torture, etc
Can You Breathe Underwater: No
Most Advanced Dungeon Completed: Did them all already.

Anything Else You Think We Should Know: No

 No.420081

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>>420080
All already…

If you can't breathe underwater, how did you get to the Sunken Temple of Bel'Shamaroth?

Much less survive his many tentacles and four-dimensional attacks?

 No.420082

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>>420081
….Oh…which one is that again?

 No.420083

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>>420082
Hold on…

She produces a map, and points to the barely visible marking a little to the southwest of 3G.

Riiiiight here. It's basically at the bottom of the sea and is full of stuff that is difficult to describe with words that mean anything.

 No.420084

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>>420083
…Don't think that one was discovered yet back when I was dungeon diving.

 No.420085

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>>420084
Oh no it's been around basically forever… I mean, not really publicized since without some way to cheat death it's an actual deathtrap.

…don't take it as a challenge, the death count isn't high on it, but that's because of inaccessibility and I suspect there may be something in there that just erases stuff from ever existing.

If this is a joke her delivery is horrible.

 No.420086

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>>420085
Well, that would explain why I never heard of it until now. I wasn't part of the guild back when I did dungeon diving so…

 No.420087

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>>420086
How about… you just list the ones you've cleared and we'll just fill out the gaps.

 No.420088

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>>420087
Alright…I did…

Killua thinks.

The Happy Pony Fields, the grassy field, forest of magic and the cave of the killer bunny.

Oh right, I didn't do the tower. Heard that it's impossible to progress past a certain point and just never bothered.

 No.420089

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>>420088
No poison swamp either… Maybe the twins would be good to show you around that one…

It should be fine.

 No.420090

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>>420089
So I'm in?

 No.420091

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>>420090
What, yeah, we don't really turn anyone away unless they're huge jerks or kids.

 No.420092

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>>420091
What's the minimum age requirement to join anyway?

 No.420093

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>>420092
Not-a-kid.



Oh, um, it's subjective really. I just don't want to deal with any dead kids.

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>>420093
Understandable.

I'll get going then.

Have a nice evening!

 No.420095

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Arado is currently in the GGG mess hall. He's eating a snack while watching a TV show on his tablet.

Hmm…This show's been getting stale over the last few episodes. Maybe I should start something else.

 No.420096

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>>420095
Are you still watching that show?
Takes a seat next to Arado and sighs
You don't even like it.

 No.420097

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>>420095
>>420096
Hey Seolla! Look who just walked in! She doesn't seem to have noticed the nerds yet though.
Instead she seems to be chatting up the vending machine. This is GGG, so I can only assume it's a relative of Goldymarg.

 No.420098

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>>420096
>>420097
Well…It started off good, but now it's kinda bad. I'm just watching hoping it gets good again.

The episode ends a moment later. Arado will close his tablet.

So…How are you doing?

 No.420099

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>>420097
…Oh no…

>>420098
Quick as a whip, Seolla ducks under the table and pops up on the opposite side, now seated opposite Arado
F-forget it. Just…just act casual.

 No.420100

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>>420098
>>420099
CHATTING

She's purchased…a banana!

 No.420101

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>>420098
>>420099
Arado just frowns at this.

What's with her?

So…Yeah, I'm hoping it becomes good again. But I'm not really holding my breath.

 No.420102

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>>420100
Oh no. Oh don't you dare. Don't you DARE!

>>420101
Ah…R-right, I'm sure it's great…
She's very distracted, you can tell

 No.420103

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>>420101
>>420102
And Seolla's been noticed! C'mon, her hair gives her away!

Ah! Seolla! Hi~!

CHEERFUL WAVING!

 No.420104

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>>420102
Arado raises an eyebrow.

Seolla. What's the mat-

>>420103
And then this happens.

Huh?

Arado turns his head to see who's greeting his girlfriend.

 No.420105

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>>420103
Her hair
Right
Dammit! Well…at least she didn't do anything creepy with the banana…
H-hi, Dorothy…

>>420104
And she lowers her voice to whisper at Arado
Say anything weird and our next training drill is going to have live rounds in my rifle.

 No.420106

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>>420104
Ohhh, you must be Arado! Hi :D

>>420105
She's holding it in a very suggestive manner!

How's it going? It's been a while! Have you been doing heroic giant robot pilot stuff? :D

 No.420107

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>>420105
Arado stiffens when Seolla whispers to him.

She never threathens me even when I tease her about her boobs….This must be serious.

>>420106
He then tries to act somewhat relaxed. Probably fails.

Y-Yeah, I'm Arado. N-Nice to meet you. Are you Seolla's friend?

 No.420108

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>>420106
BITCH, I WILL…
Ah…Kinda. We'll probably be sortied next time there's an attack…

>>420107
OH MY GOD, THAT IS NOT ACTING NATURAL
This is Dorothy. She's a…well…

 No.420109

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>>420107
SUGGESTIVE BANANA

Yeah! I've been helping her out with some things~

>>420108
Right~?

SMILE

Friendly lilim?

FURTHER SMILING

Are you doing those exercises I showed you?

 No.420110

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>>420108
LOOK! HE'S UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE RIGHT NOW.

>>420109
He sees what she's doing to that banana…

Don't ask any weird questions. Don't ask any weird questions.

What are you helping her out with?

Dammit Arado!

 No.420111

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>>420109
D-don't ask me that so easily! Those are embarrassing, you know!
She isn't

>>420110
NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!
Blushing like the heat of the sun is upon her

 No.420112

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>>420110
Secret girl things~

>>420111
Hmmm~?

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

 No.420113

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>>420111
>>420112
Face totally related.

Okay…Forget I asked anything…

 No.420114

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>>420112
Wh-what?! Sh-…You still can't ask things like that!

>>420113
IT'S NOT LEWD, IT'S JUST NOT IMPORTANT!

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>>420113
Deep
Dark
Secrets

Are you curious~?

>>420114
They're just exercizes, Seolla~!

And the thigh one is really good cardio, too. That's important for humans!

 No.420116

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>>420114
Arado mumbles to himself.

I never implied it was anything lewd…

>>420115
Arado ponders what to reply to that question.

Live ammo….Seolla wouldn't actually do it, right?

 No.420117

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>>420115
Th-they're still embarrassing! Trying to…they're just…

>>420116
She probably wouldn't
G-good!

 No.420118

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>>420116
:3

>>420117
And they improve flexibility :D

 No.420119

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>>420117
>>420118
…Y'know what?

Actually, I kinda am. They could help me out too.

 No.420120

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>>420118
>>420119
AAAAARAAAAADOOOOOOOO!
Dorothy might wanna say something REALLY FUCKING FAST to pacify Seolla before Arado DIES

 No.420121

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>>420119
Oho? An adventurous type, huh?

Well, the important thing is to get into the right mindset~

>>420120
Why don't you demonstrate, Seolla~?

Pacifying Seolla by making her faint.

 No.420122

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>>420120
I'm a dead man.

>>420121
Demonstrate what?

 No.420123

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>>420121
>>420122
Much sputtering and stuttering goes here as Seolla tries and fails to answer Dorothy with further expletives that never come

 No.420124

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>>420122
>>420123
Well, there's this thing you do with your hips, you see, it's kind of hard to explain though!

 No.420125

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>>420123
>>420124
Arado notices that Seolla is pretty much having a mental shutdown at the moment.

…Can you show us then?

 No.420126

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>>420124
>>420125
DON'T YOU DARE, THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE!
AAAAAA

 No.420127

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>>420125
>>420126
You heard her! I'd be glad to show you somewhere private, though!

…But I guess Seola has dibs :D

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>>420126
>>420127


Arado just looks at Seolla.

I thought it wasn't anything lewd. So what's the problem?

 No.420129

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>>420127
>>420128
Internal shrieking
………..
Seolla.exe has encountered an error and must reboot

 No.420130

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>>420128
>>420129
Unless she wants a group demonstration!

I can offer a special rate just for you two, since Seolla's a friend :D

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>>420129
>>420130
A special rate?

Well, if Seolla's too shy about everyone here seeing it. We could go to our quarters.

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>>420130
>>420131
Arado might ACTUALLY die
As is evident by Seolla reaching across the table to sock him in the jaw
It might comically knock him out of his seat but not do much more than that
YOU JERK! ばかばかば~か!!
HUFF

 No.420133

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>>420131
>>420132
Doroth was not expecting this level of violence!

Oh…uh…Well, if that's the sort of thing you're into, I do have to add a surcharge for wear and tear!

 No.420134

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>>420132
>>420133
Arado fall off his seat.

O-Ouch. That hurt.

And no! I'm not into that!

 No.420135

File: 1604385997536.png (27.21 KB,256x256)

>>420133
NO, I'M NOT "INTO THAT!" FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

>>420134
BLOOSH

 No.420136

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>>420134
Hmmm, really?

>>420135
You should take the tastes of your partner into account, Seolla! That's important for a healthy relationship!

 No.420137

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>>420135
>>420136
Yeah! I hate it when Seolla hits me…Even though I deserve it half the time.

 No.420138

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>>420136
>>420137
Seolla
May very well
Kill everyone in this room
It's not about that! I j-…f-…

 No.420139

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>>420137
Mmm, well, violence isn't the answer, that's for sure!

>>420138
You should work on your communication skills as well as your hip thrusts!

 No.420140

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>>420138
>>420139
Arado stays silent.

Hip thrusts? What?

 No.420147

File: 1604456940903.jpg (810.44 KB,918x1440)

Hey, check it, Iowa's in a BATH.

'Cause Kancolle uses recovery baths for whatever fuckin' reason. That makes way more sense than an infirmary or something.

Fanservice, yo.

Anyways, she's idly lifting up a handful of water and then dumping it back into the bath, clearly impatient while waiting for something.

 No.420148

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>>420147
Relena's gonna be giving Iowa a shoulder massage. She's got a lot of weight on 'em, after all. But she'll have to stop instantly and stand up to salute when she sees Doggie Kruger walking in. Which Kruger will respond to in kind. He is DISTINCTLY avoiding looking at Iowa though kind of looking over her head
Doggie: You wanted to speak with me?

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>>420148

I forgot to say it in the first post but Iowa being in a bikini or something seems kinda likely. As if Relena would let some dude in here to talk to a naked Iowa.

Gotta keep her all to herself I mean what.

Regardless, Iowa turns to look to the door as Doggie comes in!

Yeah, and I wanna word with whoever made it take so dang long to even get a message sent your way! I get the feelin' if it weren't for Relena I never woulda got a peep at you.

She has been VERY INSISTENT.

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>>420149
You uncross that right now, that is CANON. Also she's got a bikini and all that but Doggie's a GOOD BOY WHO'S NOT LOOKING AT HER TATAS
My apologies for the delay. I came as soon as I heard you had crucial information. Is this confidential?
Glances at Relena, who is ready to step out should Iowa give the word

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>>420150

Pretty sure the delay was all on account of no one botherin' to pass on a message! I know you ain't the type to just ignore somethin' like this.

'Cause Iowa is a good girl who has faith in her admiral commander.

Nah, ain't confidential, but maybe not something we wanna go shouting from the rooftops. It's about the Abyssals.

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>>420151
Understood. Abyssals…The creatures from your world that attacked the other day, correct? What is it?

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>>420152

Well… I'm sure you read the reports. About how I was cut off from support for a spell by those smoke shells one of 'em fired off, Re we called 'er. Well, while we were in there, she had a little chat with me…

Iowa turns in the bath and leans over the edge of it a little. Which just so happens to put her bazongas VERY on display. Good luck averting your eyes.

You have to understand, that's real unusual from the get-go. Abyssals like her and shipgirls like me, you might say we don't get along very well. So the fact she had anything at all to say that wasn't some kind of threat or taunt is really strange.

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>>420153
A chat?
HE'S DOING HIS VERY BEST AAAAAAAA
So they shoot first and second, then…I imagine she didn't just want to pull you aside for an afternoon chat.

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>>420154

Not at all. She told me something real interesting.

Apparently, they aren't working for HellFire because they want to.

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>>420155
Hellfire has something on them, then? What could that be? They don't seem the types to be easily blackmailed. Or…blackmailed at all, given what you've said about them.
SHUT UP, SHE'S BRIEFED HIM ON THEM BEFORE, I SAY SO

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>>420156

Re mentioned something about them having the Princess' Zero.. the Princess was the carrier who kept her distance the whole fight.



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