All is well, on a fine day on Leyang, people play in the streets, for the past few days, a number of posters have been placed around, advertising a musical special to be played on live television. Hours pass and people settle down for the broadcast. The programme starts facing a shadowed pianist and a piano. An almost eerie tune starts playing, as the camera cuts to the black and white gloved hands of the pianist. The shot also reveals a microphone, and then a pale face leans towards the mic, and the lyrics start.
Doesn’t it itch, weren’t they so rare?
Brie here at last being drowned, and Hugh in despair
Blow up the pounds
Isaac slit Chris, groans so amuse
Con who creeps all over town, and I so approve
But Claire’s at the grounds, tear up the grounds.
Drive trucks into musical stores
Finally blinding the man that I hated, brought roars
Making their entrails fall out again, with so much care
Done for train lines, guarantees scare
I so love a hearse, always I cheer.
I shot so many surely to haunt, caused many a tear
But bare all but frowns, please do not frown.
Doomed father, nowhere near
Who’s dead in a ditch, is it your peer?
Looting then priming a bomb at this pier.
But where is the clown, send in the clown
Don’t worry… I’m heh-heh-heh-HERE!The lights come up, and they reveal a man in a purple suit, one to send shivers down the spines of many a veteran of the world.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Have you missed me?! I have missed you! Oh, I have, it’s been an awful state of affairs it, really, it has. You know, they do say that distance makes the heart grow stronger, and I say to hell with that! How can you possibly survive without dear old uncle Joker to get you through the year?! In mark of my return I have decided to throw a party! A party you are ALL invited to attend! Did I mention attendance is mandatory? No? Well it is, so buckle up, this is going to be one wild
HALLOWEEN AT THE GALLOWS!
I know just what you're all thinking. "Joker that all sounds just positively frightening!" And you would be absolutely right! So by all means, all you heroes. Come and stop me. You've got until Halloween.